benedicts-doublechins:

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

rottensalts:

rottensalts:

I managed to make a fully interactive custom npc husband in Skyrim, but somewhere along the way I messed up so if I give him any items the sound of eating bread plays at full blast, nonstop 

reblog if you want a relationship like this

epic-humor:

see more

teaseon:

ultrafacts:

10 Heart Warming facts about love

More facts on Ultrafacts!

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK ON MY DASH

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

bausprouse:

richarcl:

the truth about cowboys

is that Pharrell

ultrafacts:

More facts? Follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

l0stpatience:

thelusciouslumberjack:

sophiatheunicorniologist:

shadowxsama:

swaggaraptor:

polychromaticdragon:

funniest10k:

howdarenyou
This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

…is that drake and josh?

omg I think it is

What is going on

POSE WITH ME, BROTHA

POSE WITH ME, BROTHA

omg what

l0stpatience:

thelusciouslumberjack:

sophiatheunicorniologist:

shadowxsama:

swaggaraptor:

polychromaticdragon:

funniest10k:

howdarenyou

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

…is that drake and josh?

omg I think it is

What is going on

POSE WITH ME, BROTHA

POSE WITH ME, BROTHA

omg what

haithinkimfunny:

Other girls: 

  • Long blonde hair
  • High heels
  • Pink lipgloss
  • Flat stomach

Me: 

  • One eye
  • One horn
  • Flying Purple People Eater

alangwiggy:

asongofwaterearthfireandair:

the first teenagers of the 00s are coming soon

Let them come

image

sweet-pea-soup:

mynotsowakinglife:

tyleroakley:

“8 New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need”

This new punctuation system needs to be implemented immediately! 

Brilliant